To sum up, ladies who wear tight low-cut dresses with animal print and super high-heeled shoes with gallons of make up are shallow, immature, slimy trollops officially deemed by the internet as the scum of the earth. (REALLY hoping people are catching my sarcasm here, because I’m told it never comes through in my writing…) It’s like the slimiest reaches of the internet took over the film for a day and someone said ‘you what’s the shits? Women who wear too much make-up.’ Because women who wear lots of make-up are whore-bags… naturally. They plastered her face with make-up, thinking this would make her appear shallower apparently. They even gave her that cheetah-… leopard print on her dress there, cuz haha cougars and OH MY GOD THE SHOES MATCH. Our lovely Shannon here, is of course a lady who talks a lot on dates (to Gru’s chagrin) and can’t STAND shallow men… which, based on the maturity of this film, I would assume was supposed to imply that she’s something of a hypocrite (because, see, women don’t dress like that unless they’re shallow whore-bags… right, yeah everyone knows that…) Unless of course, the filmmakers are going to establish that she may just like to dress like that and she’s actually a very deep and intricate woman, rendering all our preconceptions about her design and clothing irrelevant!īlonde hair, big red lips, bright pink eye shadow, nail polish, low cut tight fitting dress, busomy, entirely distracted by her bright pink cell-phone and did I mention she chews gum with her mouth open…? What? Done already? Huh… it’s almost like she’s a brazenly oversimplified stereotype or something…
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